Sunday, April 3, 2016

Staggeringly Stunning

Words are a writer’s treasure trove, and if they are embedded in the writer’s mind and not in an online thesaurus, so much the better.

On April 1, 2016, two articles appeared in the San Jose Mercury News, and although both writers cover different beats, they both found the same word to use at the start of their stories.

In the Local section, an entertainment and media writer began his story, “In a stunning Bay Area radio-shakeup, KGO  (810 AM) laid off most of its news staff on Thursday…”

The front news section as well as Sports, featured stories on the University of San Francisco’s women’s basketball coach Jennifer Azzi. It did not feature the job she did getting her team into the NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament, but centered on her announcement that she had married her female assistant coach last August.

The newspaper’s basketball writer wrote, “Azzi made the stunning announcement” at a Torch of Liberty Award ceremony.

Was it just happenstance, or were they both using the same thesaurus? If so they could have used any one of a plethora of synonyms for stunning including jaw dropping, staggering, astounding, and incredible.

Lacob’s Incredible Timing
Joe Lacob is the majority owner of the Golden State Warriors professional basketball team, and they have had an unbelievable season. On March 31, their record of 68 wins and only seven losses had them on pace to break the Chicago Bull’s 1995-96 record of 72 wins and only ten losses.

Every day, the Mercury News has featured a variety of stories on their record-breaking pace. They have also covered their thirty-six game, unbeaten streak on their home court this season — Oakland’s Oracle Arena.

In a March 30, 2016 article in The New York Time, Lacob modestly stated, “We’re going to be a handful for the rest of the N.B.A. to deal with for a long time.”

The 60-year-old Lacob has possibly enjoyed his notoriety more than his estimated net worth of $325 million. If he were just an average millionaire, he wouldn’t have had an opportunity to look a bit out of place in his own home court with Prince sitting next to him at courtside, during a March game against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
  
It’s About TIME
There has been a Sports Illustrated jinx regarding sports teams and personalities. When they are featured in an issue of SI because of their outstanding performance, they usually flounder immediately thereafter. TIME is a sister publication of Sports Illustrated, and in their most recent issue, TIME ran a full-page story comparing the Bull’s record with the Warriors. This was shortly before their April 1st defeat at home by the Boston Celtics, breaking the home-game winning streak. That wasn’t such a long time since Lacob’s astute prediction in The New York Times.

Let the Punishment
Fit the Crime
Was Lacob’s braggadocio attitude the cause of the Warriors 109-106 loss on April 1, 2016, or was it the TIME magazine story? Perhaps it was neither. Lacob is planning to take his Warriors out of Oakland where they have had more than 150 consecutive sellouts, with Oracle filled with capacity crowds of 19,596 loyal fans. The streak started on December 18, 2012, and could possibly end when Lacob’s Warriors move across the Bay to San Francisco to the yet-to-be-built, 18,000 seat, $1 billion Chase Center.

They were originally slated to start their Chase tenure in 2018, but that has been postponed by litigation until the 2019 season. It is estimated that the naming rights bought by JP Morgan Chase, might exceed $200 million.

Lacob may no longer have Prince by his side then, for Chase Place will primarily be filled with young, white, dot.com millionaires who may not know the difference between a slam-dunk from a hook shot. They won’t even care, as they sip their Mocha Caffe Lattes, text their friends, and anxiously wait for the game to end.

All of These Situations Are Quite Simple to Explain, Just Say the Word “Stun” Backwards







Friday, January 29, 2016

The Past Is Still Present

When Vol. 6, No. 2 of The Ho-Ho-Kus Cogitator was published earlier this month, a great deal of space was devoted to a story entitled, “Woodward at Temple,” which started on page two. 

By page five, the piece had drifted into telling tales of the Unstabled Theatre, which was then located at 16 Temple, just north of downtown Detroit. Today, it is just another empty field waiting to become the home of Wayne State's Ilitch School of Business.

The Unstabled was less than five hundred feet away from Detroit’s main north-south thoroughfare, Woodward Avenue, that ran from the Detroit River through several suburbs before ending up in Pontiac, Michigan.

Still Unstabled After
All of These Years

I hold on to items of value, and as I was rummaging through my collection of miscellaneous and various, I found the program for the June 15-17, 1962 presentation of Jack Gelber’s play "The Connection," at the Unstabled Theatre.

Edith Carroll Canter directed it and the actors were listed in the following order:
Harvey played by Harvey Gotliffe, Dan by Dave Rambeau, Leach played by Lenny Pitt, Solly by Bob Malchie, Sam by Woodie King, Ernie by Marty Gorak, Photographer by James Palosaari, Harry by Carl Schurer, Sister Salvation by Sheila Schurer and Cowboy by Leno Jaxon. It also included Dick Smith-Lighting, Sheila Schurer as Stage Manager, Program Design by Carl Schurer, and Publicity by Harvey Gotliffe.

That was more than fifty-three years ago, and since I have just turned eighty, I decided to revisit the past, and discover who was still around and where, and what they had been doing. Google and YouTube were my allies, and could be yours if you are interested in learning more about the cast members mentioned below.

Seek and Ye Shall Find 

Finding Harvey Gotliffe was relatively easy, since I occasionally find him looking back at me in the bathroom mirror. although he seems to be older than he was in 1962.

David Rambeau, is a multi-faceted creative young man of my age, who is a prolific writer, producer and host of the television show “For My People.” He has helped the Concept East Theatre grow since its inception in 1962, and is the author of numerous articles on what’s going on politically and socially in Detroit, where he still lives.

Lenny Pitt and I just finished a most interesting phone conversation. It was a short distance call, since he lives in Berkeley, about 75 miles away. He’s a lot closer than when he left Detroit in 1962 to live seven years in Paris where he studied mime under Marcel Marceau’s teacher. He has been a photographer, performer, author, and his autobiography “My Brain on Fire” will be coming out this March.

Woodie King has been a successful actor and in 1970 founded the New Federal Theatre in New York City. His purpose was to integrate people of color and women into mainstream American theatre, and he has been doing so for more than forty-five years. He found time to answer an email I sent him, after easily finding his life story listed on Google.

The Schurers are now living in Atlanta, and have been on my email list for a while, and I think about them every time I walk down stairs and pass Carl’s magnificent painting of the folk and blues singer, songwriter and guitarist William Ledbetter, better known as Lead Belly or Leadbelly. Carl and Sheila helped found the Red Door Gallery in 1963, next to Wayne State University. It was Detroit’s first avant-garde and cooperative gallery. Carl sold his paintings to raise money for the entire family to move to Greece, and I purchased Leadbelly. He’s travelled with me from Detroit, to Toledo, to San Jose, to Fresno, to Detroit, to Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, before he settled in Santa Cruz.

“Is That All There Is?” Asked
My Dad and Miss Peggy Lee

I have settled here, too, and as soon as I finish writing this piece and posting it, I will start working again on my memoirs, My Incredible Odyssey. The book covers a five-year period from 1981 through 1986, when I traveled around the world searching for and finding relatives, after my parents died seven weeks apart in 1981. I began writing it in 1983 while living in a cousin’s chalet on a small lake just outside of St. Saver in  Quebec. I typed more than 150 pages then on my old Royal Upright typewriter, however the book's completion has been delayed by life.









Saturday, December 26, 2015

Turning the Tables on Trump

The four-foot long table in the corridor outside the small HYDRO conference meeting room in the Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino is lost, sandwiched between two mammoth, twelve-foot-long tables on either side. The hydrology attendees will be trying to solve ground water problems through meaningful discussions, the people at the other tables may be creating above water problems with somewhat mean solutions.

Those attending the HYDRO meeting are ground water specialists, casually dressed, and their friendly banter comes across with slightly twangy intonations, native to rural areas such as Ada, Oklahoma, Bend, Oregon and elsewhere.

You will find similar accents emanating from plain folk behind the tables on either side, that are stacked high with t-shirts, hoodies, hats and buttons for “The Donald.” These vendors are hustling their wares to the flowing crowd that’s hurriedly heading around the corner. Bright and shiny Donald buttons are selling for five dollars each, or three for ten dollars.

The hustlers are trying to entice the passersby to buy, but the flowing crowd is there for one main purpose. They are heading to a large and loud, common-bond rally for the man they hope will become the forty-fifth President of the Un-United States.

Outside the entrance to the rally, a man in his seventies is selling small, red-white-and blue Trump buttons. He explains that he’d like a dollar for each so he will have enough money to make more of them, but anyone can have one free. When he smiles, there are only three teeth in his mouth, protruding from the upper jaw. A dollar for Donald seems reasonable, to help this chewing challenged man.

Several of the candidate’s supporters, wearing white t-shirts imprinted with “Trump-for-President,” stand outside two double doors that lead into a huge, triple-sized, very deep room. They are the initial welcoming committee, and you have to either show them your ticket, or fill out a form to hand to the secondary level of volunteers standing by a second set of doors some fifty-feet away.  

THE AMERICAN WAY
The form asks for information the campaign can use to contact you, including both your email and postal mailing addresses. It also solicits data on whether you are a registered voter, if you’d like to volunteer, and do you want to commit to caucus for Mr. Trump. There are boxes to check off on the form regarding the eight listed issues that “are most important to you.” The choices include the 2nd Amendment, National Security, Religious Liberty, Immigration, Pro-Life, Veterans Issues, Economy/Jobs/Trade, and Tax Reform.

Once inside the doors, you walk into a huge room that’s 100-feet-wide by 100-feet-deep, and there are more entrepreneurial vendors selling non-traditional Trump buttons, including one that read, “Mammas, don’t let your daughters grow up and date Democrats.” You may have been tempted to look around to see if Willie and Waylon are nearby, for they would easily fit in.

TSA, IN THE WAY
There’s a line of people in the far right-hand corner, waiting to be checked in. After you have turned in your Trump card to other volunteers, you come to a checkpoint. Blue-shirted, uniformed, official Transportation Security Administration men and women, looking like those at any major airport, are in charge. After you have been lead through an electronic body scanner, you are met by a black-clad, dour-looking man in his late thirties, wearing a flak vest with SECRET SERVICE printed across the chest, holding an electric wand in his hand.

Once you have successfully passed through the security gauntlet, you are now in the sanctum sanctorum, where it’s standing room only. It’s not because of the immense estimated crowd of two thousand, but because there are only six chairs available against the near wall, and they are occupied.

BULL IN THE PEN
The majority of the people have crowded against the far right-hand corner of the large room, where the stage is set for a Donald J. Trump performance. Some people are milling around outside the media bull pen, a fenced in area in the center, where perhaps thirty members of the print media sit, rapidly typing away on their laptops before anything of consequence happens, in the hope that something does happen.

There is a giant television screen in front of them, focusing on the empty stage where Trump will be standing. Higher up on a ten-foot platform, a dozen broadcast cameras and reporters, furiously focus on what will be coming. Their expectations would be answered, and they unknowingly would become the headliners soon enough.

Many other Trump supporters are standing on the far, left side of the bullpen, anxiously awaiting their Moses, who they hope that he will lead them to the Promised Land. People mainly like themselves would best occupy that utopian land; white, grey-haired, overlooked and disenfranchised, less affluent individuals who believe that they have lost what was once their land.

HELLO DOLLY, NOT MOLLY 
Among those standing in the back of the media section, were one middle-aged black woman dressed in red, two young Asian Americans, a chubby Dolly Parton looking woman with bleached blonde hair, wearing a billowing green dress and tall cowboy boots.

All of those in the room, whether they were a friendly follower or a media foe, anxiously awaited the 7:30pm arrival of The Donald. His supporters held a variety of signs, including “Donald for President” and “Make America Great Again.” Many wear a variety of Donald buttons, and easily partnered up with strangers, in conversations about their man. Many suspiciously eyed those who seemed out of place among the good folk, and you tried to blend in for fear of what could happen if you were deemed an outsider.

The hum of the many voices blended together, was suddenly silenced as a pep rally cheerleader took the stage. Each time he made a pronouncement, the raucous crowd roared in approval, or disapproval. “We could have settled for a Marco, Ted or Jeb,” “No! No! No!” came the unified reply. “Only one man can make America great again,” and “Donald! Donald! Donald!” was the collective answer. “Only one man can beat the desperate establishment,” and once again, “Donald” was the reverberating response.

RAH! RAH! RAW!
A seasoned Nevada Trump campaign leader replaced the cheerleader, and implored the crowd to join together for the Pledge of Allegiance. Then he began reading a litany of reasons why Donald J. Trump needs to be elected our next President, and with each reason, the crowd roared.

He began by confessing, “I love Donald Trump, and that “He’ll upset the applecart,” and take care of the “Scoundrels, thieves and frauds in our government.” Then he paused before he shouted, “Hope you’re listening Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton,” because “Trump will prosecute.” The expected loud response resonated across the room   

DONALD WON'T DUCK IT
Then he went on proclaiming what else Donald J. Trump will do. “He’ll build a wall. He will secure the border. He will kill the Iran deal,” and the audience response once again was a roar of approval. Now the speaker was poised for a maximum verbal incitement, as he went on. “And Donald will do all of that on his first day in office,” and the crowd yelled. He paused, and told the throng, “Imagine what he will do on the second day,” and the screams were deafening.

He continued stirring up the faithful masses with short and quick, standard GOP hype sayings, and after each filled the room, the crowd became even more ready for Donald.  “God, Country, Capitalism,” “American Exceptionalism,” “Choice Not Abortion,” and closed with “God Bless America.” The faithful were stimulated and ready.

He concluded with “The next person you will see is the next President of the United States,” and Donald J. Trump appeared on the stage and on the television screen, and now was the time they had all had patiently waited for — including The Donald.



Trump began with abbreviated, superlative descriptions, sentence after sentence, to further connect with his followers. “This is really beautiful. Fantastic. People of this country are incredible. Country has to get away from political correctness. The audience agreed, and then he set after their common enemy — the media.

KILL THE MESSENGER
He pointed to the television crews on their elevated stand, and bragged that they know that he is the story and that’s why they follow him everywhere, and when he said, “Look at the press,” his words were greeted with loud booing.

Now that he had the people firmly with him, he continued to deride the press by reaffirming that “The press is really dishonest,” before modifying that belief and saying, “The media is mostly dishonest, and the Des Moines Register is terrible.”

At the moment, there was a noisy confrontation within the crowd, and many of the media members in the pen, hurriedly chased after what could be another disruption story. Trump said, “Bye. Bye. Anytime when there’s a problem.”

At that time, our main problem was having to stand with neither any relief for our tired, aching feet, nor for the guaranteed bombast that would go on endlessly that night, and last until the primaries are over.

I have the memory of the Trump rally in my mind, along with six Trump buttons to mail to people I know who support other candidates, which is most of the people that I know.

In 1933, Paul Joseph Goebbels became the Reich Minister of Propaganda for the Nazi Party and its leader. There is probably no correlation between his efforts and those of campaign managers today.

BERNIE & DONALD
I will give credit to the Trumpsters for stimulating such deep devotion for their candidate, much the same as Bernie Sanders has done with his followers. I have sent a small check or two to Bernie, and occasionally wear my Bernie button. I won’t be wearing a Donald button, but realize that by buying his buttons as gifts, I have inadvertently contributed to his campaign. I have assuaged that effort, with my doubts that Donald will not be on the November 8, 2016 Presidential ballot.






Friday, December 25, 2015

If I Were Jewish

SKEWED GOP BELIEFS?
Some GOP presidential candidates and their crazed followers believe that all Muslims are terrorists, and therefore (1) they should be sent “home” if they are already living in America, or (2), they should not be allowed to enter our great land if they are seeking refuge from oppression.

Muslims have been a focal point for some irrational, true-blue, red-blooded, and invisibly white-hooded Americans. There have been vandalisms of mosques, mosque burnings, and obscenities thrown at Muslims while they prayed.

MUZZLING MUSLIMS
Some want-to-be presidents are willing to deny those foreign intruders a chance to practice their “alien” religion, here in the land of the free and the home of the First Amendment to the Constitution.

There are GOP candidates mired in the mistaken belief that we are living in a Puritanical, exclusively pro-Christian nation, and proclaim so as they actively court the evangelical vote. Among the most vociferous are Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz. With the latest polls, Ted Cruz seems to have courted and won the hearts of the ultra-religious right.

DOES GOD TRUST BEN?
Carson has said the motto “In God We Trust,” proves that the United States was founded as a Christian nation.

GIVE TED LIBERTY
Ted Cruz announced his candidacy at Liberty University, a religious institution that is committed to ”Training Champions for Christ.” It encourages a commitment to “a life that leads people to Jesus Christ as the Lord of the universe and their own personal Savior.”  By making his announcement at Liberty, Cruz is telling all good Christians that he is the candidate that will help to ensure that America will continue to be a wholesome Christian nation.

Michael Dale “Mike” Huckabee Huckabee is an ordained Southern Baptist minister, with pronounced evangelical views. In his 2007 book, Character Makes a Difference, ”Huckabee wrote you can live a God-centered life of high moral character, and you can support candidates who share your Christian standards.”

THE GOOD LIFE, THEIR WAY
These three candidates have stated that they base their own lives on Christian values, and would want the nation to do the same.

IF THERE ARE NO RIGHTS, THEN WHAT IS LEFT?
I support them in living a life based on their religious principles, but would feel more comfortable if they separate their church-directed views from my state-directed ones — the United States of America. I would be a bit nervous and anxious if they didn’t make that separation whether I was a Muslim, a Buddhist, a Hindu, a Baha’i, a Zoroastrian, or a Jew.

My God, or My G-D (if I was ultra-religious) — I am a Jew.